Posts in the “funny” category

If you’ve never seen the movie Starbuck, it’s very good, and often very funny. This is one scene where a pregnant women is trying to come to grip with various feelings she is dealing with.

Yes football fans, it’s that time of year again. Key & Peele have released their list of names for the East-West College Bowl 2. Once again I jotted down the list of names from the video, and included them below, after the video. Enjoy!

Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl Game #2 (video)

First up, here’s the video:

This Winnie The Pooh caption reminds me of one of those “bad lip reading” videos. :)

(This is a PG version of a cartoon I saw on Twitter.)

“Could I have a glass of alcohol?” A favorite quote from the movie, Bridesmaids.

I don't watch much television, but my nephew and nieces keep sending me URLs to Key and Peele videos, including the recent (2012) East/West College Bowl video.

As we sent emails back and forth, laughing about the names they came up with and which one we'd want to be, I decided to jot down the list of names they used in the video, and without any further ado, here are the names.

“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”

~ Tahani

Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.

“Bad news, it’s curiosity.” (A cat cartoon I just saw on Pinterest.)

Per a 2015 tweet about the “Dow Joans,” Donald Trump says he should be loaded into a cannon and shot into the Sun. No excuses!

Happy Twin Peaks Day! (February 24th)

Famous presidential quotes:

Kennedy: We choose to go to the Moon ...

Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall.

Trump: Do I look like a guy who needs hookers?

~ from jbillinson on twitter

I watched a Monk episode yesterday where he goes to see a hypnotherapist.

Hypnotherapist: Mr. Monk, you have to make a leap here. If you leap, a net will appear!

Monk: Who’s Annette?

The image shown comes from this website

Here’s a short 15-second video clip of a dog that goes sledding ... all by itself, no humans required.

One of my nieces got me this “Straight Outta Cookies” Cookie Monster t-shirt for Christmas one year. For a guy like me who once got paid in cookies to build a website, it’s a great gift. :)

Acting lessons, by Steven Seagal. :)

“Don’t worry, it’s just marketers collecting our personal data so they can create more relevant advertising for us.”

~ from @marketoonist

This dinosaur Make A Wish birthday card reminds me of a dream I once had.

“What if I never find out who’s a good boy?”

(Sorry, I don’t know the original source of this image.)

I don’t know the original source of this, but here’s a short review of the Wizard of Oz.

“Two Math for Dummies” books, from bizarro.com. :)